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Weather News Network is a TV network station that exclusively broadcasts weather reports. It is headquartered in New York City, where Sam Sparks worked as an intern until her first big break covering a weather report from a "rinky-dink island in the middle of the ocean" as a favor to the producer's cousin.
Weather Forecasts
The following weather forecasts appear when Patrick Patrickson clicks away from Sam's broadcast of the Spaghetti Twister:
- Atlanta, GA - 62/45 - Sunny
- Boston, MA - 37/23 - Rainy
- Chicago, IL - 62/40 - Cloudy
- Dallas, TX - 84/78 - Partly Cloudy
- Denver, CO - 63/32 - Snowy
- Detroit, MI - 53/24 - Rainy
- Las Vegas, NV - 61/47 - Sunny
- Los Angeles, CA - 61/58 - Partly Cloudy
- Miami, FL - 69/52 - Snowy
- New York, NY - 38/15 - Sunny
- Omaha, NE - 54/39 - Cloudy
- Phoenix, AZ - 78/61 - Sunny
Tickers
- Hurricane Eugene named Least Threatening Sounding Hurricane
- Stay tuned for "Wet Pets": 2 hours of puppies caught in the rain
- Lightning strikes popcorn factory
- Tsunami warning in Wichita confuses many
- ...City partly cloudy and 43
- Bakersfield mostly sunny and 62
- Phoenix sunny and 71
- Cleveland partly cloudy with scattered whaaaaat the heck is that cheeseburgers raining right now? Sorry, back to the ticker
- ...with scattered whipped cream flurries throughout the morning
- Showers of sprinkles and maraschino cherries expected in from the north
- ...rescinding Chicago's nickname after rare windless month
- Acid rain in New York provides free acid washed jeans